#59 - Mandel

There once was a man named Mandel
Who clearly was not a tough sell.
If we all made our picks
Based on him versus six
In the mayor's office he'd still dwell.

#58 - Monday

Oh hello, my nemesis Monday...
Polar opposite of a fun day.
Let it not go unsaid:
To me, you are dead
And will forever be a shunned day.

Haiku #13 - Hockey Night

Alberta battle.
Hockey Night in Canada.
Flames will all be doused.

#57 - The Streak

In Minny, road games have been bleak.
Thirteen losses made the Oil look weak.
But no lactic acid
Means legs won't be flaccid
So tonight they'll begin a new streak.

#56 - Work Week

Down the road something we should all seek
Is a schedule with one little tweak.
Long weekends are good
But really we should
Change the norm to a 4-day work week.

Haiku #12 - Thanks?

oh, thirty pound bird
you've flown from plate to belly
now I'm the stuffed one