Limerick #15

Unless you are driving a Hummer
This snowstorm is a real bummer.
It's easy to tell
Why Stephen Mandel
Proposed World Expo for the summer.

Limerick #14

Edmontonians young and old
Are complaining about the cold.
Soon there will be snow
And we will all know
That winter has truly taken hold.

Limerick #13

Tiger Woods has made a confession
That he's committed a transgression.
He put his wood in
Someone he shouldn't,
Now all his sponsors have depression.

Limerick #12

Last night a man who was a slouch
Fell asleep quite early on his couch.
He slept like a log
With no post on his blog...
Now this morning he's a real grouch.

Limerick #11

There was a team from Montreal;
With seconds left they had the ball.
Their missed field goal kick
Really didn't mean dick...
There was a too many men call.

Haiku #2

Hot wings are funny.
People pay to burn their mouths.
I'll have ten with ranch.