Limerick #5

This week I was feeling quite low.
Then I heard about all of the snow.
Jasper has a tonne.
Skiing will be fun.
And that new chair lift really can go.

Limerick #4

A young chap named Comrie sure looked rough.
We all wondered why he was in tough.
One kiss on his chin
And mono set in –
Now we’re all pissed at Hilary Duff.

Limerick #3

In the land once ruled by King Ralph Klein
A strong flu bug was on the decline.
But its name wasn't fun -
What's an H1N1?
I say screw it, let's go back to "swine."

Limerick #2

There once was a team named the Oilers.
In the leagues basement they were toilers.
They started to slip
Before the road trip
And now with each win they'll be spoilers.

Limerick #1

There is a young writer named Ryan
Who'll write poems till he is dyin'.
Limericks and haiku
Might be tough for you
But Ryan writes them without tryin'.