Friday, November 20, 2009

Limerick #5

This week I was feeling quite low.
Then I heard about all of the snow.
Jasper has a tonne.
Skiing will be fun.
And that new chair lift really can go.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Limerick #4

A young chap named Comrie sure looked rough.
We all wondered why he was in tough.
One kiss on his chin
And mono set in –
Now we’re all pissed at Hilary Duff.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Limerick #3

In the land once ruled by King Ralph Klein
A strong flu bug was on the decline.
But its name wasn't fun -
What's an H1N1?
I say screw it, let's go back to "swine."

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Limerick #2

There once was a team named the Oilers.
In the leagues basement they were toilers.
They started to slip
Before the road trip
And now with each win they'll be spoilers.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Limerick #1

There is a young writer named Ryan
Who'll write poems till he is dyin'.
Limericks and haiku
Might be tough for you
But Ryan writes them without tryin'.