#60 - Going Wild

There once was a team called the Wild
Who in Oil Country were reviled.
When they'd meet on the road
The Oilers would implode
So hopefully at home they'll be riled.

#59 - Mandel

There once was a man named Mandel
Who clearly was not a tough sell.
If we all made our picks
Based on him versus six
In the mayor's office he'd still dwell.

#58 - Monday

Oh hello, my nemesis Monday...
Polar opposite of a fun day.
Let it not go unsaid:
To me, you are dead
And will forever be a shunned day.