Limerick #36

All the Oilers ever do is lose
Yet they remain tops in the news.
Taking centre stage
On The Sun's front page
Was a shot of the draft pick we'll choose.

Limerick #35

What the heck did I do last night?!
Obviously I forgot to write.
However, this fail
Is really quit pale
Compared to my two month epic fight.

Limerick #34

St. Patty's Day's great, don't you think?
It's a weekday when everyone drinks!
Just don't drink green beer
Or you'll have to fear
Passing out with green puke in the sink.

Limerick #33

I've got some leftovers for lunch
And I'm about to start to munch.
It's food from last night
But after one bite
It's got sandwiches beat by a bunch.

Limerick #32

On a whim I decided, "Screw it.
I'm just going to effing do it."
So folks, here it is.
I'm back in the biz.
2 months? That's some long overdue shit.