Limerick #28

There's something that I need to take.
Let's call it a "holiday break."
In the year twenty-ten
I'll be back again
And many more poems I'll make.

Limerick #27

When my wife is wrapping a gift
She does it impressively swift.
I wish she could wrap
Up all of her crap
But if I asked she'd get pretty miffed.

Limerick #26

When would we celebrate Christmas
If there was no winter solstice?
On the darkest of nights
The pagans were alright
'Cause they'd stay warm by all getting pissed.

Haiku #5

Boy looks up smiling.
Santa's helpers carry bags.
Their smiles are equal.

Limerick #25

At Christmas there's something quite strange -
A "fun" game that will never change.
We spend twenty bucks,
Get something that sucks,
Then complain about the gift exchange.