Thursday, December 24, 2009

Limerick #28

There's something that I need to take.
Let's call it a "holiday break."
In the year twenty-ten
I'll be back again
And many more poems I'll make.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Limerick #27

When my wife is wrapping a gift
She does it impressively swift.
I wish she could wrap
Up all of her crap
But if I asked she'd get pretty miffed.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Limerick #26

When would we celebrate Christmas
If there was no winter solstice?
On the darkest of nights
The pagans were alright
'Cause they'd stay warm by all getting pissed.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Haiku #5

Boy looks up smiling.
Santa's helpers carry bags.
Their smiles are equal.

Limerick #25

At Christmas there's something quite strange -
A "fun" game that will never change.
We spend twenty bucks,
Get something that sucks,
Then complain about the gift exchange.