Friday, November 27, 2009

Limerick #10

While sitting and having a beer
I heard Hemsky was done for the year.
I shouted "Oh well,
This season's gone to hell,"
And poked my eyes out with a spear.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Limerick #9

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen...
Covering it would be just obscene.
But now the Muppets
Who are only puppets
Did a version of which I'm quite keen.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Limerick #8

Adam Lambert got some attitude
From people who thought he was rude.
When they watch TV
They'd rather watch Glee
Than Lambert hump the face of a dude.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Limerick #7

I'd put up one hell of a fight
If I was forced to watch Twilight.
Apparently there
Are people who care,
Though I'd guess those people aren't too bright.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Limerick #6

There once was a team called the Stamps
Who played like a bunch of old gramps.
Now the Rider Nation
Is filled with elation
Even though Montreal will be champs.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Haiku #1

Snow falls on the slopes.
Skis slither like blue serpents.
Ahhh... Marmot Basin.