#51 - The Rookies

There once was a set of three rookies
Who all seemed to be quite skilled cookies.
Tonight will be a first...
Triple hat tricks, no worse!
Just ask Edmonton's finest bookies.

Limerick #50

There once was a coach named Pat Quinn
Who had a commitment to win.
He didn't win many
So now in comes Renney,
While Pat takes one on his big chin.

Haiku #11

10:30 p.m.
Who does the sun think he is?
I think I'll moon him.

Limerick #49

There once was a happy white whale
Who liked to drink casks full of ale.
The old whale would sink
From the beer he'd drink
Then get rescued by birds without fail.

Limerick #48

There is a toy called the iPhone
That gives all its users a bone.
They'll rush out the door
When the iPhone 4
Is available for them to own.

Haiku #10

Hiking and biking.
All one needs is two strong feet.
Oh yeah... a bike too.