Limerick #39

I'm sipping on sweet freedom nectar
'Cause no more boards call me Director.
But now they ask, "Please
Stay on committees?"
So I'm not a complete defector.

Limerick #38

There once was a large Russian man
Who sang much better than I can.
He crooned "Trololo"
And swayed to and fro,
Then I was soon his biggest fan.

Limerick #37

There once was a bill of health-care.
That had people's fists in the air.
Rich capitalists
Were clearly most pissed
'Cause helping poor sick folks ain't fair!

Haiku #7

Five points in two games?
Two-hundred and five next year?
Trust in Eberle.

Limerick #36

All the Oilers ever do is lose
Yet they remain tops in the news.
Taking centre stage
On The Sun's front page
Was a shot of the draft pick we'll choose.

Limerick #35

What the heck did I do last night?!
Obviously I forgot to write.
However, this fail
Is really quit pale
Compared to my two month epic fight.