Limerick #31

The torch came and a dude got near it,
Trying to get into the spirit.
But to his surprise
Flames burnt out his eyes -
Now he has every right to fear it.

Limerick #30

An unfunny yet rich guy named Jay
Had a shtick that was a sad display.
His replacement Conan
Had just barely began
When Jay went and took his slot away.

Limerick #29

Some people complained that they hurled
While others said their minds unfurled.
Cameron raised the bar
With his Avatar
After all, he's the king of the world.

Haiku #6

Fingers touch keyboard.
Backspace caressed most often.
Poem is written.