Limerick #50

There once was a coach named Pat Quinn
Who had a commitment to win.
He didn't win many
So now in comes Renney,
While Pat takes one on his big chin.

Limerick #48

There is a toy called the iPhone
That gives all its users a bone.
They'll rush out the door
When the iPhone 4
Is available for them to own.

Limerick #43

A player named Sheldon Souray
Was so sexy, he turned straight men gay.
"That man has it made!
No need for a trade!"
So they thought until this fateful day.

Limerick #41

There once was a young busty hooker,
Who went wherever Jaffer took her.
She ate and she drank
And though she's a skank
Those double E's make her a looker.

Limerick #37

There once was a bill of health-care.
That had people's fists in the air.
Rich capitalists
Were clearly most pissed
'Cause helping poor sick folks ain't fair!

Haiku #7

Five points in two games?
Two-hundred and five next year?
Trust in Eberle.

Limerick #36

All the Oilers ever do is lose
Yet they remain tops in the news.
Taking centre stage
On The Sun's front page
Was a shot of the draft pick we'll choose.

Limerick #3

In the land once ruled by King Ralph Klein
A strong flu bug was on the decline.
But its name wasn't fun -
What's an H1N1?
I say screw it, let's go back to "swine."