#64 - Week Off

I have one week of vacation
Away from my occupation.
So eff limericks,
I need a quick fix
Of Las Vegas relaxation.

#63 - Hall Shoots, Hall Scores!

Hall got his first NHL goal
Deflecting it through the five-hole.
Now that he has scored,
We will not be bored.
That kid's gonna go on a roll.

#62 - Backup

Tonight, Devan Dubnyk will start.
A move that most fans think is smart.
Jeff Deslaurier
Will say it's okay
But deep down there's a pain in his heart.

#61 - Flames Again?

Please stab me in the eyes with a pen...
We're playing the damned Flames again.
Hey scheduler, you're fired
'Cause we're all sick and tired
Of booing that team of so-called men.

Haiku #14 - Learning

Losing 6 to 1...
A learning experience.
Learn to win next time.

#60 - Going Wild

There once was a team called the Wild
Who in Oil Country were reviled.
When they'd meet on the road
The Oilers would implode
So hopefully at home they'll be riled.