Limerick #40

So after taking jabs at my boards,
JCI gives me a nice award.
Embarrased, I grinned,
"So sorry I sinned,
Please forgive my transgressions dear lord."

Limerick #35

What the heck did I do last night?!
Obviously I forgot to write.
However, this fail
Is really quit pale
Compared to my two month epic fight.

Limerick #32

On a whim I decided, "Screw it.
I'm just going to effing do it."
So folks, here it is.
I'm back in the biz.
2 months? That's some long overdue shit.

Haiku #6

Fingers touch keyboard.
Backspace caressed most often.
Poem is written.

Limerick #28

There's something that I need to take.
Let's call it a "holiday break."
In the year twenty-ten
I'll be back again
And many more poems I'll make.

Limerick #24

I'm literally falling asleep
Trying to write this mother bleep.
I should write in advance
So I can take off pants,
Jump in bed and start counting sheep.

Limerick #20

I'm tired and want to get to bed
But before I can lay down my head
I've still got to write
Something clever tonight
Or my limerick streak will be dead.

Limerick #12

Last night a man who was a slouch
Fell asleep quite early on his couch.
He slept like a log
With no post on his blog...
Now this morning he's a real grouch.

Limerick #1

There is a young writer named Ryan
Who'll write poems till he is dyin'.
Limericks and haiku
Might be tough for you
But Ryan writes them without tryin'.