Limerick #49

There once was a happy white whale
Who liked to drink casks full of ale.
The old whale would sink
From the beer he'd drink
Then get rescued by birds without fail.

Limerick #48

There is a toy called the iPhone
That gives all its users a bone.
They'll rush out the door
When the iPhone 4
Is available for them to own.

Haiku #10

Hiking and biking.
All one needs is two strong feet.
Oh yeah... a bike too.