Limerick #42

Just when you bring out your spring clothes
The wind starts up and never slows.
Outside everyone
Thinks of the same pun
And the whole city grumbles, "wind blows."

Limerick #41

There once was a young busty hooker,
Who went wherever Jaffer took her.
She ate and she drank
And though she's a skank
Those double E's make her a looker.