Limerick #42

Just when you bring out your spring clothes
The wind starts up and never slows.
Outside everyone
Thinks of the same pun
And the whole city grumbles, "wind blows."

Limerick #41

There once was a young busty hooker,
Who went wherever Jaffer took her.
She ate and she drank
And though she's a skank
Those double E's make her a looker.

Limerick #40

So after taking jabs at my boards,
JCI gives me a nice award.
Embarrased, I grinned,
"So sorry I sinned,
Please forgive my transgressions dear lord."

Limerick #39

I'm sipping on sweet freedom nectar
'Cause no more boards call me Director.
But now they ask, "Please
Stay on committees?"
So I'm not a complete defector.

Limerick #38

There once was a large Russian man
Who sang much better than I can.
He crooned "Trololo"
And swayed to and fro,
Then I was soon his biggest fan.

Limerick #37

There once was a bill of health-care.
That had people's fists in the air.
Rich capitalists
Were clearly most pissed
'Cause helping poor sick folks ain't fair!