#64 - Week Off

I have one week of vacation
Away from my occupation.
So eff limericks,
I need a quick fix
Of Las Vegas relaxation.

#56 - Work Week

Down the road something we should all seek
Is a schedule with one little tweak.
Long weekends are good
But really we should
Change the norm to a 4-day work week.

Haiku #12 - Thanks?

oh, thirty pound bird
you've flown from plate to belly
now I'm the stuffed one

Limerick #34

St. Patty's Day's great, don't you think?
It's a weekday when everyone drinks!
Just don't drink green beer
Or you'll have to fear
Passing out with green puke in the sink.

Limerick #26

When would we celebrate Christmas
If there was no winter solstice?
On the darkest of nights
The pagans were alright
'Cause they'd stay warm by all getting pissed.