Limerick #50

There once was a coach named Pat Quinn
Who had a commitment to win.
He didn't win many
So now in comes Renney,
While Pat takes one on his big chin.

Haiku #11

10:30 p.m.
Who does the sun think he is?
I think I'll moon him.

Limerick #49

There once was a happy white whale
Who liked to drink casks full of ale.
The old whale would sink
From the beer he'd drink
Then get rescued by birds without fail.

Limerick #48

There is a toy called the iPhone
That gives all its users a bone.
They'll rush out the door
When the iPhone 4
Is available for them to own.

Haiku #10

Hiking and biking.
All one needs is two strong feet.
Oh yeah... a bike too.

Limerick #47

These few months when we get some sun
Are the best times in Edmonton.
But summer's so fast
And once it has passed
Sightings of my bare legs will be done.