Limerick #47

These few months when we get some sun
Are the best times in Edmonton.
But summer's so fast
And once it has passed
Sightings of my bare legs will be done.

Limerick #46

The Oilers best prospect in my mind
Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson has signed.
Until Stu makes the call
Forget Seguin and Hall.
For now it's the Swede's time to shine.

Limerick #45

There's this non-profit thing called TED.
That makes sparks fly inside your head.
Tomorrow in Banff
A huge avalanche
Of ideas is certain to spread.

Haiku #9

Red Deer Alberta.
Smells like propane and manure.
Yet still so charming.

Limerick #44

On this strange blizzard of a birthday
I learned something 'bout the 4th of May.
I'll give you a clue:
"May the 4th be with you."
You guessed it - today's Star Wars day!

Limerick #43

A player named Sheldon Souray
Was so sexy, he turned straight men gay.
"That man has it made!
No need for a trade!"
So they thought until this fateful day.