Limerick #45

There's this non-profit thing called TED.
That makes sparks fly inside your head.
Tomorrow in Banff
A huge avalanche
Of ideas is certain to spread.

Haiku #9

Red Deer Alberta.
Smells like propane and manure.
Yet still so charming.

Limerick #44

On this strange blizzard of a birthday
I learned something 'bout the 4th of May.
I'll give you a clue:
"May the 4th be with you."
You guessed it - today's Star Wars day!

Limerick #43

A player named Sheldon Souray
Was so sexy, he turned straight men gay.
"That man has it made!
No need for a trade!"
So they thought until this fateful day.

Haiku #8

Hockey season dies.
So why all the hockey sticks?
Ball hockey lives on.

Limerick #42

Just when you bring out your spring clothes
The wind starts up and never slows.
Outside everyone
Thinks of the same pun
And the whole city grumbles, "wind blows."