Limerick #49

There once was a happy white whale
Who liked to drink casks full of ale.
The old whale would sink
From the beer he'd drink
Then get rescued by birds without fail.

Limerick #48

There is a toy called the iPhone
That gives all its users a bone.
They'll rush out the door
When the iPhone 4
Is available for them to own.

Haiku #10

Hiking and biking.
All one needs is two strong feet.
Oh yeah... a bike too.

Limerick #47

These few months when we get some sun
Are the best times in Edmonton.
But summer's so fast
And once it has passed
Sightings of my bare legs will be done.

Limerick #46

The Oilers best prospect in my mind
Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson has signed.
Until Stu makes the call
Forget Seguin and Hall.
For now it's the Swede's time to shine.

Limerick #45

There's this non-profit thing called TED.
That makes sparks fly inside your head.
Tomorrow in Banff
A huge avalanche
Of ideas is certain to spread.